Siblings. If you asked me 15 years ago what I thought of that I would've said "eh. so annoying. I wish I was an only child." Just another example of how I don't know a goddamn thing! Me as an only child would've been a disaster. I already have some bad only child traits, can you imagine if I had them all!? Shambles.
Now, as I am older and wiser, I can tell you that having siblings is great. It's never a dull moment. It took a long time for my sister and I to get along. Like, two decades long. It's nice having someone know what your face means without you even having to say anything (and if anyone knows us, they know we have a plethora of different faces) and that's something you learn when you've known someone for 2 1/2 decades--which is a crazy amount of time when you actually think about it.
There are no other two like the Alexandris sisters. Lucy and Ethel don't compare, nor do Thelma and Louise or Snookie and JWoww. To prove this point I propose this: give us our own reality tv show. Think about it, if we have the means to entertain the masses merely through facebook postings and textual conversations, imagine what we could achieve live on your tv screen!! We say and do some pretty hysterical shit and people are constantly telling us how entertaining we are. I don't mean to toot our own horns but BOOP BOOP, I am (and yes, that is what my horn sounds like).
I need someone to tell me how this can be done. I feel like I should start a petition or a facebook page and aim to get over a million 'likes'. Maybe then, MTV will give us our own show. I'll even consider E!, Bravo or really anyone who will have us. And the way to do it is this: one season. That's it. You can't overdo it, you have to leave the public wanting more. It has to be real. That's where they went wrong with the Jersesy Shore. First season, great--there wasn't anything else like it and 95% of it was actual stupid people being stupid. By season 3, you could see how scripted and methodical they were in their shenanigans--they had to think of reputation and endorsements and all that other nonesense. Not us. One season. That is all. And maybe a perfume line. But then that's it.
All the reality tv is insane. How do these people get their own show!? All those Housewives and Kardashians and Jerseylicious (I still don't know what that even is)...how did that happen? And why would people want to watch them over me? I just finished reading "Assholes Finish First" by Tucker Max. It literally is stories of his life which mostly focus on how wasted he got and describing his sexual encounters with hundreds of women. That's his second book!!! Who gave him 2 book deals AND a movie deal?! Why don't I know that person!? We can do what they do, and do it better. That is in fact, a guarantee.
Here are some examples of events and conversations that would've been on our show if we had had cameras following us:
--- The time we were stopped by Canadian borderpatrol because we were underage and traveling alone. When they called our mom she laughed at them and said things you do not say to border patrol at 11pm because she thought we were playing a joke on her
---the time I taught my sister about how the elderly have the highest rate on STD transmissions and all about unprotected sex in the nursing homes. You're welcome again
---The time we made waffles with ice cream, whipped cream and sprinkles and thought it was an appropriate meal to play classical music to while sitting at the dining room table, talking in English accents and discussing the upcoming makebelieve ball the neighbors were going to have
---The time we discussed how I could apply for a job at an escort service and what special skills would be included on my resume
---The time we made a complete outfit using just the tissue paper from the twins birthday gifts
--The time we stole all my brothers christmas presents and replaced them with coal
And those are only the things I remember while typing this. That's some amazing material if you ask me.....
