I Know And I Wish I Didn't

You know what's awkward? When you're in the bathroom with a coworker and become privy to the fact that they do not wash their hands before leaving. Now, whenever you see them, all you do is think about their dirty hands. There's that moment when they hand you something and you're stuck thinking "huum, did they wash their hands? What's being transferred to me from that paper? Should I just have them put it down or should I just take it from them".

Ah, people. Damn you for making me have these thoughts.