Who Said It Part 4

Another installment of quotes from my life. If you said it, you know who you are. If you're guessing out loud who it could be, you're probably right.

Here we go......

I need to get an eyebrow pencil. I kissed someone hello and she must have taken my eyebrow with her…I’ve never lost an eyebrow before…

Person 1: it took me a while to rip that
Person 2: that’s what he said

In the middle of a conversation someone said this:
You need to have a water balloon fight in your apartment.
(Crickets were heard right after that)

Person 1: you put them on before you put pants on.
Person 2: oh, I just usually grease it before I put pants on

I didn’t know I was supposed to guard your cherry!!

Stop being weird. I can’t handle it!

Person 1: can you tie it with your mouth?
Person 2: no. But I can fit a lot of them in my mouth

Person 1: I like touching things
Person 2: especially yourself
Person 1: well, if no one else will…