I Have Thoughts

Just a few thoughts and observations from these last couple of days:
1. It's nice when a man stops and holds open the door so you can walk in first. This doesn't really happen anymore. They always want to be first. Assholes. The problem is that when it finally does occur, women usually end up standing there with a confused look on their faces. We're so not used to it that we think there's something wrong. Then we do the surprised "thanks!" And walk through. Just because we're not barefoot and wearing an apron in the kitchen anymore doesn't mean we don't want you to open doors for us. We're still ladies(at least some of us).

2. Being stuck in an elevator alone sucks. I don't have a problem with being in there as much as I have a problem with the thought that it will plummet at some point and I will perish.

3. Some girls still haven't gotten the memo. Maybe it got lost in the mail along with my childhood letters to santa. LEGGINGS are NOT PANTS! Leggings should be worn under shorts, skirts, tunics, long sweaters. I should not be able to see your ass jiggling as you walk in front of me. I saw so many boots with leggings and short shirts today I thought I was going to be sick. Unless you're 95 pounds, you should not wear them as pants. The worst is I saw a girl the other day walking towards me who was wearing a pair that were so worn that they were see through. I can see your thigh. Take it down a notch, mama.

4.I don't know how some people sleep at night with the things they do. For example: How do brokers show you an apartment with a straight face that looks like Liberace threw up all over it after a night of heavy drinking? It was gross. Even worse was the broker who told me he was the original broker of my building who sold apartments to unsuspecting victims a few years ago. Then procedes to tell me all the problems my building has had. Um, yeah buddy. Structural prolems? Check. Shady owners? Check. And you're the asshole who sleeps at night knowing that you sold them to people who are stuck with them for at least the next 5 years? Great. So, why would I trust you about this "Green" building across the street from a project that is only half occupied. Sleep on that, buddy.

5. Is it wrong for me to think that Rembrandt is a pretentious asshole? I mean, what's with the 90 self portraits. Calm down. I find them so annoying. And, yes I understand about the lighting and the textural details of his work but...sorry, not impressed.