Here Are Some Things That Annoy Me...

In the last couple of weeks I've discovered some things that annoy me. Here are some:

1. Friend whores. Those are people who friend EVERYONE they meet. You met a friend of a friend once. You may or may not meet again. There is no need to friend them as soon as you get home. You are not friends. Do you really need to validate the state of your being and existence by moving from 478 friend to 479? That's another thing, people with a shit ton of "friends" on FB bother me. There's no way you ACTUALLY know all 850 people. I think over 225 is way too much. If you look at your friend list, there's about 25% you can defriend and they wouldn't know or care cuz you never actually have a chat or a comment or a like. Do it now. Go through the list. Seriously.

2. This isn't so much a thing that annoys me, but a thing that scares me. People who read the Bible on the train. Especially young people. It's so weird. Not my first reading choice. Those people creep me out.

3. Bike riding Brooklynites also give me goosebumps.

4. Bad parents. Don’t have kids if you're not going to take it seriously. Do everyone a favor. Raising and shaping human beings is a big job and if you're a hot mess, please don’t sign up for it.

5. People who invade your personal space on the train. Some lady sitting next to me in a 2 seater felt the need to sit diagonally with her crossed leg in front of me. Excuse me but this is my space, asshole. I wanted to ask if she would’ve like to sit ON my lap. I didn’t though because, unfortunately, my threshold for tolerating things I shouldn't is very high(have u been following my life?!)

6. People who have whole album of pictures on FB that they take of themselves. When the pics of you are only you taken by you we should be worried. I've learned over the years from experience that if someone rarely appears in pictures with other people there's a reason for other people not to be there. There is also something fishy about people who don't have ANY pictures of themselves. If their profile picture is of the sky or a frog or a sports team, I'd beware. Either they think themselves too ugly to photograph or they're running from the law and don't want the FBI to know what they look like. And in that case, they should probably deactivate their SOCIAL NETWORKING page. Just saying.

And lastly...

7. People who complain about it being 100 degrees for a couple of days in the SUMMER. Yeah, I'm sure that's supposed to happen, idiot. That's why we have seasons. They are also the same people who complain when it is 15 degrees in January. Are you ever happy?? You can't have it both ways. Move somewhere else. Do I like sweating standing still? No. But, I can deal with it for a couple of days a few times a year. A little sweat never killed anyone. I can't stand the people who act like they're being tortured. Before air conditioners, people sweated a bit. And smelled worse. And died from heat stroke. Be thankful that you can enter any store or train or bus and get cooled down.

That's all folks....until next time.