2012, I Hope You're Gonna Be As Entertaining As Your First Few Hours Were....

I spent New Years Eve with my sister at the local bar. I'm really glad that it wasn't crowded at all....which made it easier to observe all the drunk people. A couple hours after midnight, my sister and I saw a couple walk into the men's bathroom together. YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT, SUCKERS!

So of course we told my sisters' fiance who was bartending. He grabbed my camera and walked over to the bathroom and propped open the door. Now the men's bathroom is tiny with 1 or 2 urinals and one stall. We can see the guy at the sink who wasn't the least bit phased that Sir Billy sat sat on a stool in front of the opened door and just walked into the stall where she was waiting. My sister and I joined him and soon people joined us to see what we were doing. Of course at this point I'm sure they could hear us and that poor little whorebag was wondering how she was going to get out of the stall and pass by us. A rat caught in a trap.

After a few minutes they came out. He was laughing and she had her tiny purse over her face as she quickly walked past us. We snapped a picture while half the bar clapped for them. Someone must feel pretty stupid after not getting any action AND being embarrassed in front of a whole bunch of people. You would think they would leave right after, especially after I yelled to her that her mother would be ashamed of her. Nope. They danced in the other room for a while and then ended up running into us outside when they were leaving. We wished that poor, young little chicken a very good night.

I found this very interesting. I'm not by any means an angel but, if you're going to do something like this in public, you should probably not get caught or you deserve the embarrassment and ridicule. If you're going to do it in the tiny men's bathroom as well, knowing that the bar is practically empty and men are going in and out of there constantly, you should probably change your plan and move to the women's bathroom that is towards the back of the bar and has 2 stalls. Just saying.

I also found men's responses and reactions to this incident very interesting. We were with about 8 guys all ages and types, and the majority of them stated that if they were the guy they would totally come out with a smile on their face and high-fiving like that guy did, not a bit embarrassed. BUT, if they were the girl they would be mortified. So, this proves that guys aren't as dumb about these things as we think them to be. They know how to tell when a girl is easy and probably going to give them a nice little present in the form of an STD. They just seem to have lower moral and ethical thresholds than women do. Both sexes found the girl to be disgusting but didn't seen to have the same reaction for the guy, cuz I guess 'guys will be guys' and it's something we all understand and expect.

Anyway, I thought this was a pretty funny way to start the new year. I hope she went to church the next day. I'm guessing she has a lot of things to confess about....



hahaha! Dummy.