You know when you’re sitting on a crowded train and people stand in front of you and you inevitably get crotch in the face. You don’t mean to look but you do. Now, you can’t stop yourself until they turn around, sit down or get off. All you see is crotch. You start wondering what the face looks like so you slowly glance up. You catch their eye and quickly look away at the ad behind them. Awkward. You both know what just happened. After you catch a glimpse you think one of two things: 1. Not bad. Package matches the face. I wonder if he has a girlfriend. Probably. Lucky girl. I wonder if she’s hot too.
Then you start daydreaming. 2. Oh, man! Why couldn't you have been a little more attractive? Now I can’t look away from the package and I feel wrong and dirty for looking. This isn’t fun anymore. One of us needs to get off. Please get off.
Or maybe this just happens to me…..
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