I went to Trapeze class the other day. Terrifying. But amazing. By the end, I had no right hand. The skin had been ripped off in several spots probably from gripping both the ladder and bar for dear life.
I'm now on day 3 of being hand less and here are some things I found to be difficult without a hand. I figured you people should know what to expect in case you meet that crossroad.
Things that are difficult, near impossible to do without a hand:
1. tie your hair in a ponytail
2. wash your hair (properly)
3. apply suntan lotion (sorry left side but you now have skin cancer)
4. shake hands
5. write a nasty letter to the person who parked on top of your bumper (if you're
right handed)
6. masturbate (again, if you're right-handed. if you are a leftie and/or
ambidextrous, congrats. you are free to enjoy your Stan)
7. make a salad (or really do anything that involves chopping)
8. carry more than 1 bag with a handle
9. hold a newborn
10. lift weights
11. play the piano/guitar/tuba/ukulele/ banjo/ tin whistle/ etc..
12. give a high five without excruciating pain
13. shuck corn
14. wash dishes
15. blow dry hair
it's not limited just to these 15, but it's a good start.
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