Are You Suffering From Nopantsness?

Leggings are not pants. I don't know how many times we can say it or how many magazines can write about it before people believe it. We even provide pictures for those visual learners. We write funny captions mocking these leggings wearers (some may have even recognized their flabby butts in the back of Glamour with the black bar over their face), but yet they continue to wear them in public.

How many times have I had to witness camel toe, obviously panty lines, see-through leggings with NO underwear, leggings with holes in them, and underwear that showed right through. I don't wanna see your underwear with hearts all over it that says PINK on the butt as I walked behind you down the street and I highly doubt men are turned on by that.

There's a reason why they are sheer---because they are meant to go UNDER something. So do us all a favor and tell a girl you know suffering from undiagnosed Nopantsness, that she doesn't have to be ashamed of her condition but she does need to make a major change in her life. She needs to buy some real pants.

Photo Credits: Maria Corbett

We all like to feel stretchy and have the freedom to drop it down and do a split on command without having to hike up our jean leg, but your leggings need to stay inside, preferably hanging out with an oversized shirt that covers your junk.


Readers, spread the word. Post this PSA on your walls, email it to a friend suffering from this disorder, and hang it up in your office so that lady who sits in the corner cubicle can see it and say, "damn, that lady with the black bar on her face is me. I will suffer from this embarrassment no more!"