So, September 1st was supposed to be the start of a new life. Negative. To be really honest, I was pretty scared a few days ago about starting my new boring life. After so much commotion and drama I don't know how to live any other way. If you asked me Saturday I would say I was terrified. If you asked me Monday night I would say "bring on the fucking boredom". I hope that I'm so fucking bored I sleep at 8:30pm every night. I have had enough drama and stress in the last week to last a lifetime.
After finally getting out of that building on the 31st, I had to deal with one of my ex-crazy roommates practically squatting in the apartment until the 6th of September. That's the long story short. He was out of town, not packed then came back and nonchalantly hung out for a day. And when I asked him when he's leaving that night he got crazy on me. Like crazy eyes crazy. I feared for my life a bit. And he's a big guy. Knows martial arts, did some underground fighting. That kind of crazy. Thank god I have witnesses cuz I can't even make this shit up.
So, instead of drinking my face off and building my new Ikea furniture on my last night of freedom before the school year started, I was running around the city dealing with squatters, drunk doormen, and police that couldn't do anything since it's not a criminal issue. My favorite line of the night was my friend who said "I wish he did hit me. I'd take one for the team". And that's what's amazing. I have some pretty awesome friends who have had to sit through, live through, and hear all about my life drama for the last year. There have been some pretty shitty times. Some that I'm not so sure how I survived and lived to tell the story. And if it wasn't for them I probably would be a puddle of tears right now. So thanks friends. For being awesome. But from now on you're gonna have to find someone else to entertain you. Cuz I plan on being extremely fucking boring from now on.
And if there is a heaven, when I get to the gates I better be on the freaking guest list cuz the things I have had to endure win me some brownie points. I'm practically a saint.
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